turret


an automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. also known as a sentry gun. common enemy in fpss (first person shooters).
“watch out those turrets!”
-the common mispelling of ‘tourettes’

-a small tower, usually that conjoining another, larger building
man, that guy joe has a m-ssive case of turrets!

don’t you mean…tourettes?
exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on halo 2
maple syrup: turrets!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: turrets!!
ttomo: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: turrets!!
luckyelbow: d-mn you mrs. b-tterworth!
maple syrup: turrets!!
turrets are the thing that males have. sometimes males say females have turrets, meaning their t-tties, but the actual meaning of it is b-lls.
alexandra: “wow he looks like he would have nice turrets!”

rob: “i know you do, babe.”

alexandra: “omg rob your not using the correct form of turrets that i was using, you tool!”
an insult word created by a girl named danielle one day in 8th grade while learning about the real word turret in school (which is a cylinder shaped window which usually protrudes from the side of houses built from the victorian era)and she just thought it would sound good as an insult so she told all her friends and changed the definition. it has no particular meaning, just to call people when thay act idiotic or r-t-rded.
“kelly, you turret!! why are you plucking your eyebrows with the back of a cd?!?”

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