Turticorn


a cross between a turtle and a unicorn. often said to have ninja skills and be generally awesome. originated on twitter during a conversation between @holowpointsmile and @kobrakidxo when discussing the two most awesome animals in the world, turtles and unicorns, and also ninjas.
i just put my turticorn to bed as it was climbing on my ceiling

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