turtlastic squares
the act sh-tting in someone’s ear while sticking a turtle in their r-ct-m and listening to the kid’s bop version of firework by katie perry.
dude tonight i’m totally gonna go turtlastic squares tonight.
last night i went so turtlastic squares on this chick.
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