Turtle Ass
a person, typically male, who wants to get drunk every weekend and thinks that country music is the sh-t. most people who dislike the turtle -ss usually hang out with them because they are from a remote city where the population is outnumbered by the amount of live stock. when you see a turtle -ss, call him a turtle -ss. don’t p-ss up the opportunity.
look at that turtle -ss!
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