turtle balls syndrome
turtle b-lls syndrome aka t.b. syndrome
t.b syndrome is when your d-ck shrivles into
small baby sh-t mess. often girls look at this
as a f-ckin disgrace to man kind. you get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your c-ck into its mouth
while sayin,”i’m a dirty turtle f-cker”
brittany:let me see your p-n-s
ryan:alright
(ryan pulls down pants)
brittany: what the h-ll is that!! its like a d-mn green bean…
ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle b-lls syndrome
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