Turtle Bitch


any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound wh-r-.
that team was full of turtle b-tches, they knew where i was as soon as i sp-wned.
a skinny f-cker who refuses to get up after sleeping in a turtle formation.
rosario is a complete turtle-b-tch! she never wants f-cking get up…lazy -ss!
a person who has turtle beach headphones and doesn’t mute their mic for background noise.
“that person is annoying the cr-p out of me with all that background noise. he is being such a turtleb-tch”

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