Turtle chaser


a slow driver in the left lane on a highway, and being p-ssed by people in the further right lanes.
gebs1: im boxed in and this turtle chaser is makin’ me mad!

gebs2: it’s either an old person or woman, they always go slow in the left lane.

wait for it……

gebs1: yup, old peron.

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