Turtle Day


a day in school where one’s backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle sh-ll. such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.
yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow
n. – a day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical “sh-ll” and do only what you want to do.

typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. maybe under blankets (like the turtle’s sh-ll)
today, i didn’t want to go to cl-ss or work, so i took a turtle day as my roommate brought me food in bed and i doodled all day. it was well deserved and rephreshing

i heard you’re stressed out, why not take a turtle day? it can help you wind out!

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