Turtle Grape
much like faeces slowly exiting the -n-s in the style of the ‘turtle’s head,’ popping in and out before you are able to p-ss matter, the turtle grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
this can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.
“hey tilly. check it out, i’m cr-pping this grape out of my mouth like a turtle’s head”
-“oh yeah, it’s a turtle grape ahahahaah!”
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