Turtle Hopper


when you are almost to a restroom door/stall and someone cuts in front of you and takes the last spot forcing you to seek out a new place to go.
i was en route to take a huge cr-p when some turtle hopper jumped in front of me. the turtle was peaking out but i managed to contain him long enough to find another place to go.

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