turtle necking


when you are nowhere near a toilet and that t-rd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. you gotta have control so it doesn’t slip out.
dude, i have to go so bad i’m turtle necking.
where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out
stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!
when you hold a sh-t in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear
“i couldn’t go for a dump during that meeting so i ended up turtle necking it”
to deliberately and surrept-tiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.
freg: hey sturbs, did you hear hobbie knocked up waura?
hason: no way! what are they going to do?
freg: well, i think her family has crazy money.
hason: that turtlenecking sonofab-tch!
when two males, one who is uncirc-mcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncirc-mcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy’s head.
my friend said his head was cold so i provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. the next thing i knew, we were turtlenecking.
when a guy has a b-n-r while wearing pants he pulls his p-n-s up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.
i was about to pitch a tent in public so i decided on turtle necking it instead.
to deliberately and surrept-tiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.
freg: hey sturbs, did you hear hobbie knocked up waura?
hason: no way! what are they going to do?
freg: well, i think her family has crazy money.
hason: that turtlenecking sonofab-tch!

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