Turtle Party


an afrikaans saying which means that you should bring your own alcohol to the party. a turtle has a sh-ll. in afrikaans a “sh-ll” is a “dop”. another meaning for “dop” in afrikaans is “alcohol”.
you’re invited to a turtle party… bring jou eie dop…
similar to prarie d-gg-ng but when you and several other people really got to sh-t and have to wait for the bathroom.
“aww man yesterday we went to this mexican place and after we totally had a turtle party at john’s house”

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