Turtle Slerpping
when you slowly pull your p-n-s out of a woman’s v-g-n- while the woman clenches her v-g-n- causing a slerpping sound.
i was in the middle of f-cking and i pulled my groin. so i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. i realized that we had just been “turtle slerpping”
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