Turtle smuggler
front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the m-ffin top – in fact it’s opposite flesh distribution
marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.
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