Turtle Snap


commonly, after a male finishes urinating, he pulls the front half of his briefs back over his groin and goes about his daily routine.

a turtle snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. side effects may include severe pain in the t-st-cl-s, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.

over-exposure to turtle snapping is likely to result in a schlonky donk
bryan: hey mike, why are you doubled over?

mike: i was so relaxed after my urigasm that i turtle snapped myself.

bryan: cool story, bro.

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