Turtle Time


to have an enjoyable time while drinking pinot grigio, often in a desperate attempt to cling to your lost youth or to promote your own line of pinot grigio.
sorry i couldn’t pick you up from school, mommy was having turtle time.
the result of drinking syrup or “lean”, a form of liquid codeine known as promethazine which makes the user feel a slower perception of time/reality. can also be applied to smoking marijuana.
no fast talk, i be on that syrup, i’m on that turtle time- lil wayne
the time when the party begins and a week long blackout starts.
sj: dang philly it’s 10am and your drinking already?
prh: what do you mean, i’m still wasted from last night, i’m on turtle time!
1) to engage in a fun activity
2) a statement used to break the silence
it’s turtle time!

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