turtle waxer
a guy with a bald head
hey girl look at that turtle waxer
a man that is p-ssy whipped
mike is such a turtle waxer. he ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
(latin)a h-m-s-xual male
(greek a fetish)to polish a toitoise with your p-ck-r
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