Turtle Waxing
to feel a girls chest, outside of the shirt, replicating the motion of hand washing or waxing a car.
i saw my friend and his girl at the movies last night, and he was totally turtle waxing.
turtle waxing is when a male gets close to -j-c-l-t-ng during s-xual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch….) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and -j-c-l-t-s onto the partner’s stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner’s chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.
man 1: dude, guess what i did to my girlfirend last night.
man 2: what did u do to her?
man 1: i was turtle waxing her all night long!
man 2: i wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
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