turtleing

when you have to p–p so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.
i must get back to the room i am turtleing right now. hurry up! i am turtleing!
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having to hold a m-ssive sh-t until you get to a toilet
rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain
the act of taking a person’s backpack and removing all of the contents, flipping the backpack inside out, placing the contents back inside of the inside out backpack and zipping it shut. the result of this action can only be achieved when a person has stolen the backpack without the owner noticing. the inside-out backpack resembles a turtle, because it looks like a sh-ll and it is hard to unpack. it is looked down upon to have a backpack that is “unturtlable.”
tommy was paying close attention in physics cl-ss when billy stole tommy’s backpack without tommy noticing. billy turtled tommy’s backpack and when tommy finally noticed the turtled backpack at the finale of the cl-ss. everyone laughed and pointed at tommy. tommy was bashful but chuckled it off. the next day tommy turtled billy’s packpack and everyone laughed again. one day the teacher brought in a policeman to stop the act of turtleing. the next day billy and tommy turtled the teacher’s purse.
to turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off
i was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period
a s-x move performed on females, where the other partic-p-te makes the awkward turtle- with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the v-g-n- with the fist, while rubbing the cl-toris and -n-s with the thumbs.

-for those who don’t know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
i cant wait to use this new turtleing s-x move man!
an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. the t-rd starts to push it’s head out like a turtle head.
” i got to go, i’m turtleing”
a s-xual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. to turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman’s v-g-n- (or anyone’s -n-s)
b-tch#1: omg guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! it was so much fun!
b-tch#2: lucky sl-t i wish my man would turtle me