Turtletaub
noun: a very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. a turtletaub must be a surprise – there is no such thing as a pre-meditated “‘taubing.” can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, tp, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.
pr-nunciation key: tur-til tob
when experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear “i’ve been turtletaubed!”
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