turtlewash


cutest guy ever. often used with chopped, which means you dont know me
rob your a turtlewash. “you got me chopped turtlewash”
verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
“im gonna turtle wash your -ss!”
anything you want. can be used to describe an -sshole, a fighting move, or even a codeword. best used describing rob.
im gonna turtlewash you, stop being such a turtlewash, what the turtlewash?

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