turtley


totally and utterly.
i turtley love you.
excitedly agreeing with something , while being under the influence of being a turtle (or being watched by a turtle.
person 1: we should goto the movies

person 2: oh yea (looks around sees a turtle ) 7turtley
self referential.

turtley derives from the phrase “turtles all the way down”, a cosmological reference to an infinite regression belief about the nature of the universe.
fibonacci sequences are turtley.
a mispr-nunciation of “totally”.
i’m turtley glad it’s friday.

so in other words you’re slowly glad it’s friday?

oops. i meant i’m totally glad it’s friday.
turtle-like, especially (but not only) in the sense of being slow.
i was late for work because the traffic was so turtley this morning.
self referential.

turtley derives from the phrase “turtles all the way down”, a cosmological reference to an infinite regression belief about the nature of the universe.
fibonacci sequences are turtley.
a selfless act towards a situation or individual, generally under the influence of alcohol
you: hey man, did you see that girl over there throw her drink in that guys face?

me: yea i sure did that was not to turtley of her at all.

you: wtf did you just say?

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