turtlin
on the verge of sh-tting oneself. short for having a turtlehead poking out.
dude, where’s the bathroom, i’m turtlin bad!
1) to “help your buddy out” by holding the door shut with one hand and m-st-rb-t- with the other without his knowledge.
2) the action or process of holding the door shut and getting caught with your zipper down while watching a friend have s-x with a random sk-nk.
roberto: “where is fred? i have’nt seen him in about 20min.”
alex: “lets check johns room.”
roberto: “the doors not locked but i can’t open it…..someone is holding it.”
alex: “must be fred then, he’s the only one missing. let’s force it open. oh sh-t it is fred….. and his zipper is down. he was in there turtlin.
1.to hide like a coward in your house (in your “sh-ll” like a turtle) 2.to continually block an attack and never return an attack back (in video games). 3. when in danger you hide yourself like a turtle does
1.”he’s never going to come out and fight wit his turtlin’ -ss.” 2.i never play him in fighting games cause he turtles.”
when you are driving behind someone who is as slow as a turtle. this could also apply to someone walking or just being slow in general.
omg stop turtlin and drive!
to be doing something really slow
carly: come on we are going to be late!!
laura: i’m coming, i’m coming!!!
carly: well hurry up and stop turtlin around
the act of killing turtles. usually accomplished with a rifle.
claire: where did cecilia go?
lisa: gone turtlin’!
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