turtwig
an gr-ss type pokemon based in turtlesand twigs, he evolves in grotle
turtwig, use razor leaf!
my turtwig can’t use absorb.
a exotic turtle with a twig sprouting from its head; only found in the v-g-n-
“wow, my turtwig is popping out right now.”
teacher: excuse me johnny stop talking
johnny: why dont you just take your turtwig out of your vagg
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