tuscaloosa dumpling
a tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist oncl-ssic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.
” no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it” early cyler its a right of p-ssage.
a s-xual position preformed on a man by a woman.
usually used as a “rite-of-p-ssage” to celebrate one’s manhood.
“i’m very proud of you son. let’s go to the strip-club and get you your first tuscaloosa dumpling!”
when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance… aka make em f-ck a stripper
earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!
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