tusking
the act of removing corn husks, as performed by a narwhal.
“gee, i wish neddy the narwhal was tusking this here corn for me right now.”
1) to tusk. (also see walrusing.)
2) onomatopoeia: chkk-chkk-chkk
3) the action performed by a person with their index fingers in front of their mouth as if they were tusks, followed by the sound “chkk-chkk-chkk”.
walrus: “chkk-chkk-chkk”
person 1: “hey, that walrus is tusking! i can do the same thing! chkk-chkk-chkk!”
the act of ramming one’s own -ss with the tusk of a dead (or live) elephant. one may tusk oneself, be tusked by a partner, or tusk a partner.
ponsonby and the other english aristocrats ended their trunking extravaganza at the onset of golden african dusk. their d-cks sore and swollen, they turned from the dead elephant remains and limped to their truck to get back to camp before the jackals arrived. his grace the duke of devonshire, who had snapped off a m-ssive tusk during the tusking frenzy, clubbed the base of lord melbury’s skull and tusked the h-ll out of the unconscious man’s pitiful -sshole. the tusk was brutally shoved through the knickers and plunged deep, removed, and plunged again. this being an act of affection among the privileged, the others joined in. sir fredricks tusked the h-ll out of baron warwick, fortesque received two tusks, ponsonby tusked himself to tears, and so on. the majestic ivory of g-d’s great beast was stained with sh-t containing caviar and quail eggs (no doubt) as the moon rose bringing twinkles to the eyes of watching hyenas, who mistook the wails of glee-infused pain as mating calls.
this occasion marks the birth of tusking. some religions have considered including a good tusking in certain rites of p-ssage, and those who work for fox news are required to tusk and be tusked for a minimum of 30 minutes/day.
both women and men can tusk and be tusked.
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