TV Jetlag
when you continuously travel overseas for extended periods of time and miss the start of the new season of your favorite tv show because you just left the us, and when you get back you’ve just missed the end of the season.
tarek can’t go out dancing tonight, because he’s got such bad tv jetlag. he’ll feel better after he watches 24 hours of 24.
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