Tv Tourette’s
the condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and p-ss by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.
derek: “sh-t danny, go back to that commercial, its funny”
(danny panics to control his b-tton-addicted fingers)
danny: “im trying! im trying!”
derek: “sh-t danny, you missed it. f-ck! f-ck you – i hate you”
danny: “f-ck brah, you’ve got a serious case of tv tourette’s”
derek: “i’d kill you if i didn’t have a cougar crush on your mother.”
whilst watching a film, someone loudly blurts out all of the other films and tv shows the current actor/actress has been in before.
“ooh! that’s the guy from the sopranos! and the mexican! and he was in an episode of law & order!” dude, you have tv tourette’s!
impulsively and uncontrollably shouting out at the television when you are watching a movie, news, sitcom or reality show, such as: “no, don’t go in there.” or “you idiot.” or “that’s a d-mn lie and you know it.” or “really? you are going to do that in front of millions of viewers? really?”
i believe i have t.v. tourettes, but i don’t think i’m alone.
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