tv was watching me
“the tv was watching me” means i fell asleep in front of the television. it sounds like i am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, i wasn’t watching the tv; it was watching me.
i had a long day at work, i ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching tv. yea man, the tv was watching me.
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