Twaddiction
being addicted to the social networking site twitter, frequently “tweeting” pointless updates about your life
patient: i’m on twitter all the time! first thing in the morning, last thing at night… the people following me know more about me than my own family do!
psychiatrist: i think you may have a twaddiction. do you tweet singular nonsense things like “lol” and “:)”?
patient: yes!!
psychiatrist: yeah, it’s a twaddiction… i’m just not sure it’s curable…
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