Twain Wreck


when somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as mark twain, from slash’s autobiography.
‘in guns we used to call it a twain wreck: when axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as mark twain.’

‘man, did you hear luke telling everyone about that party last night?’
‘yeah, that guy sure knows how to twain wreck!’

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