Twammar


twitter grammar. a portmanteau of the words “twitter” and “grammar.” e.g. using the word tweeting instead of twittering.
i’m twittering about how i’m an ignorant sh-t with poor twammar.
people who police other people’s tweets for the sole purpose of making fun of typos and bad grammar.
i misspelled hypocrite on twitter and got a nasty message from some -sshole twammar.

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