Twangy Boner


a b-n-r that doesn’t sound like it should. usually your b-n-r sounds like theres a loose gland.
bob: i was bangin’ my wife last night and when i smacked my b-n-r off her face it didn’t sound like it used to when i was 12.
phil: dude, you have a tw-ngy b-n-r.

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