Twanked


f-cked.
hammered.
buckled.
sloshed.
drunk.
inebriated.
sh-tfaced.
blackout.
turntup.
crunk.
man, i am getting so tw-nked on coolers tonight.
wow, andrea was tw-nked-out at the bar last night.
“i hate when paul gets so tw-nked and pukes in mittens”
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this widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a ddos – distributed denial of service attack). this happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. tens of thousands were suddenly tw-nked!

usually network admins and other bts (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the tw-nkers.
bots have raided twitter’s connection, we’ve all been tw-nked!

her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she’s been tw-nked….

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