twankus


a protruding limb which hangs over the ball sack, otherwise known as a p-n-s. used daily for the purposes of: urination, masturbation, mushroom stamping, swaffling, gagging, painting, penetrating, projecting, and finally primping.
when kyle got home he asked his wife carroll if she would kindly suck his tw-nkus.

zain prefers for a woman to pay excessive attention to his tw-nkus.

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