twat bang
the act of tr-mm-ng and or grooming the female sn-tch region till the aperance of bangs is achived. the practice of teasing the said hair and dowsing with aqua net is considered common practice in the lower 48.
that girls sn-tch was shaved smooth as a baby rear, except she left some tremendous tw-t bangs.
did she have a landing strip?….no, tw-t bangs.
pedro:”i like her bangs”jimmy wilson: on her head…pedro:no, her tw-t. jimmy: oh
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