twat bat
a small bat used to smash peoples f-ckin faces in.
“im gonna f-cking tw-t bat u”
male genitalia. offensive to women, amusing to (idiotic) men.
coined whilst listing as many names for the p-n-s as we could at work
…and he slapped me in th’ face with his tw-t-bat.
a variety of a babybat, unusally between the ages of 18 and 24. found mostly in places like industrial clubs (such as das bunker, especially), tends to wear gasmasks and extensive zombie makeup, sl-tty “fetish outfits”, white contact lenses, acts drunk and stupid, always carries stds, completely promiscuous, never had any geography, english composition or art history lessons. considers him/herself a “dance king”, while barely able to dance.
carries excessive bodyfat due to eating junk food. “industrial chav” or “industrial guido” are other names for a tw-tbat. usually lives with their mom.
female tw-tbat: look at mah b–biez.. look how they’re popping out of that corset..
male tw-tbat: get down on the floor and lick my boots, beotch
a small telescopic weapon, usually made of metal, mainly used by chav sc-m who cant afford knives.
chav #1: is you got a knife yet bro?
chav #2: nah, i’s got this tw-tbat instead, innit?
(untellable b-ll-cks)
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