Twat Cobbler


when a dude f-cks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. then after he c-ms he finishes her off by eating her out! the mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the tw-t cobbler
” i got a whole mouth full of tw-t cobbler from the sc-nt!”

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