twat monkey
an inhabitant of a v-g-n-. a sl-t. a swag. a chicken head. male or female.
kevin federline is a tw-t monkey.
an idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in tw-ts, much like a b-ttmonkey dwells in b-tts
each girl that chuck goes for is sl-ttier and sl-ttier. he’s such a tw-tmonkey
seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from cl-t to cl-t, leaving a trail of little s-m-n behind, or in your behind.
my mother says her husband is a real tw-tmonkey!
a very annoying person who somtimes jumps arond like a monkey very stupidly.
amy lee was being a tw-t monkey when her first cd was published.
buckle shopping, affliction wearing, hair gelling, ufc loving douche bag that wacks off to tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical r-t-rd on the planet. (most ufc
and tapout fans)
man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay -ss ufc sh-t, hes such a f-cking tw-t monkey now.
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