Twat Swatter
when a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (the female version of a “c-ck blocker”)
invented by dane cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
“i was going to get with him! you need to stop being such a tw-t swatter!”
the female version of the c-ck blocker. a female who prevents another female from having s-x with someone.
jane: i want to see kyle tonite to watch a movie and snuggle.
mary: well how about i stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that she’s just not that into you movie?
jane: i swear to god mary you need to quit tw-t swatting me because i just want to get some d-ck from kyle. i mean jesus mary, you tw-t swat me like everytime i see kyle, i just want to spend some time alone with him. you need to quit being a no-good tw-t swatter!
mary: oh my g-d jane, i had no idea i was tw-t swattin’ you like that. i apologize and it will not happen again.
jane: oh mary thank you so much. i am sorry for being such a ho-ma. i just haven’t gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
the girl’s version of a c-ck blocker.
a girl that prevents another girl from getting some d-ck.
julie, what the f-ck i was about to get some d-ck. you’re such a tw-t swatter!
very similar to the word that applies to men “c-ckblocker” or to be c-ckblocked. simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.
sarah: i was about to have s-x with kevin last night when my roommate came home.
ashley: d-mn! what a tw-tswatter!
made up by dane cook. a tw-tswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.
that b-tch was a tw-tswatter.
the female equivalent to c-ck blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. this term was created by dane cook, revealed in his may 2009 show isolated incident.
oh my g-d, becky, i was talking to this guy at work and melinda comes up and asks me how my aids is! what a tw-t swatter!
verb. (as popularized by dane cook)
a slang term for a female c-ckblocker. a person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. however, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter -ssociate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
girl 1: i thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his att-tude changed.
girl 2: wow, was there anyone else involved?
girl 1: no just cristina from work who always hangs around. she’s fugly though.
girl 2: dude, sounds like she pulled a tw-t swatter on you. i’d kick her fugly -ss.
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