twat syrup
when you sh-t and j-zz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. the mixture is then diluted with sunnyvale fruity lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. it is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.
woman :”hey man have you tasted george’s tw-t syrup?”
man : “no, is it good?”
woman : “absolutely!”
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