twat weasel


a v-g-n-l dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it’s teritory.
example 1: please see also p-ssy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see p-ssy troll)
megan’s tw-t weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

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