Twatacabra
the most dangerous and deadly man -eating woman in the vicinity. she sn-tches up guys and uses them up like tissue paper. then she moves on to another. s-xually insatiable, she adds a new victim to her tally every few days. beware! the tw-tacabra is bad news!
ted hasn’t been the same since that tw-tacabra nancy got through with him.
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