a bloke who’s behaviour leads to them never getting laid as tw*ts literally clamp when they’re around.
did you see john on the dancefloor…. such a tw*tclamp, the birds couldn’t get further away from him if they tried.
shoot me in the f*cking head this kid’s show is mind numbing. every time the kids turn it on i want to smitfh
the negev is a god like firearm that only the most precise and legendary cs:go players can wield. it is most likely the best 5,700$ you will spend in your entire pointless existence. without the negev… humanity would be nothing. the negev is the reason why i stopped cutting my self. there is nothing more […]
when someone stupid wants to say something stupid but then pauses to think of what stupid sentences he can say. hey stupid!stop being a coloncolonc!
(v) the act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication after finding out his girlfriend was a prost*tute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.