twatlight

the best b-tches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.
“those tw-tlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers” said the twimom.
the correct term for anyone or anything referring to a vampire who sparkles.
person 1: “hey look at my new sparkling vampire book”
person 2: “tw-tlight???? that’s wicked r-t-rded”
person 1: “but…but…he sparkles”
person 2: :”you are such a tw-tlighter”
what non-fans,’haters’, of twilight call stephenie meyers books; a movie about ‘vampires’ that fan girls overly obsess about.
i dont like reading tw-tlight because stephenie meyer can’t write a good vampire book.
ignore the below definition….it’s kinda gay.

anywho….tw-tlight is a nickname for that sad pathetic excuse for a book written by stephenie meyer. anyone who wishes to make fun of said p-ssrag usually references under said name. in summation, the best way to refer to the self-written p-rno that a pathetic woman who cant find a gay man thats not gay wrote to comfort herself at night. sadly, the most numerous members of our population, a.k.a. the normal girls, the plain ones who are actually decent, also wind up falling for him because they can identify with the main character, who is obviously said loser author back when she was in high school, and therefore at least in theory, can actually get the shallow hot guy because in “reality” he’s not that shallow. hint: he is.

in conclusion my dear friends. tw-tlight is our word…but feel free to use it. cuz it’s pretty d-mn awesome and you wish you thought of it. b-tches!
moron: “omg u have to read this book!!!”

me: “tw-tlight? oh yeah, heard of it. read it already. pretty lame p-rno if you ask me”

moron: “omg wtf bbq”