Twatman
tw-tman is the drunken guy you seriously need to avoid. he’s the one who thinks he’s a superhero. he will feel up and slobber over every female within grabbing distance, churning out such winning lines as “you’re beautiful, you are. hey! did you know that, i said you’re beautiful? cos you are.” and “love, do you wanna come back to my flat and let me f-ck you?”. these lines are usually delivered whilst tw-tman has his face pressed into an unfortunate woman’s neck, breathing hotly and rasping his words in a s-x killer’s voice. outside, with his mates, tw-tman will give them appalling representation by yelling slurred insults at men that were innocently p-ssing by, and inciting a gang style hatred between the two groups, when really, they could have just gone home. tw-tman will fight like a r-t-rd following a laser pen, will lose and will cry on his knees, bellowing the name of his current or former girlfriend. he will then walk through traffic, dismissing the vehicles as a threat to him and will search out a kebab van. after purchasing the greasy nastiness, he’ll wolf it down and puke. he’ll tell his mates that he loves them, then get rowdy about it. he’ll end his night drenched in sick and gutter filth, plus his own p-ss, and will be most definitely not having s-x. he will have ruined everyone’s night. these are the powers of tw-tman. bravo.
“keith turns into tw-tman when we go out drinking, lets not invite him, ever”
“last night you behaved like a total tw-tman, you were really out of order, and you deserve to be horsewhipped, or possibly to die for making that girl cry. i could have ended up f-cking her if you hadn’t come over and scared her off!”
an obnoxious or contemptible person of the male gender.
see edloe
sieg: man edloe donnan is such a tool.
b-rad: oh, you mean edloe tw-tman? yeah, don’t you love how he wears key chains out of his pocket just to be cool?
an obnoxious or contemptible person of the male gender.
used in lieu of the person’s name.
i was going to go to cl-ss today, but i found out that tw-tman is taking it again.
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