Twatmoblie


also see chavmobile, kev car
an excerpt from the t.v drama “tw-tman and kevin scrounge off the state”

i’m out of cash kevin, hang on, what date is it?

holy giros tw-tman its benefits day, we can get some cider and an 8th of skunk.

quick kevin, to the tw-tmoblie.

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