Twatology
the study of tw-ts. covers a broad spectrum of defintions. from the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of tw-ts see moron per square mile.
something about pregnant gold fish too.
examples of tw-tology
block 70 has a tw-tage of 33% per square metre. ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 tw-ts.
the aroma of that tw-t is high on the tw-tometer. pr. tw-t-om-oter.
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