twatpack
a clutch of tw-ts (womans genitalia) more than one tw-t, other wise known as a bunch of c-nts
watch out here comes the tw-tpack
a small rucksack with a velvet and/or tribal pattern on it, typically carried by those wishing to appear hipster/indie.
person a: “she thinks she is so cool carrying that velvet tribal patterned rucksack”
person b: “yeah, she definitely thinks her tw-tpack is the one”
a collective of public transport using, suited, wheeled bag dragging imbeciles often found clogging up public transport networks just when you need to get to work.
had to f-cking slog my way through another m-ssive tw-t pack getting here sugar flaps, hope your pleased with yourself.
this is another term for f-nny pack and you can often fill it with c-ck
melly: i got a new tw-t pack the other day and some pr-ck filled it with c-ck
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- twat snatcher
a man/woman, usually woman, who creeps on your hoe and steals that sh-t right out from under ya. dude1- yo that tw-t sn-tcher struck again! dude2- bro, you really need to stop having threesomes with your mom.
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1. an ashtray -ss is considered to be an -ss that is so large that, you would be able to set an ashtray on it while f-cking a chick from behind. 2. the side view of a woman with an ashtray -ss would have a shelf type look to it. so as to rest an […]
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