Twattic
a wizards sleeve that was once filled with many things but has now become dusty, dilapidated and mouldy through disuse.
“oh mildred, a young man came round the other day to clear out my attic. afterwards he cleaned out my tw-ttic free of charge.”
“can i have his number ethel?”
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